I got a phone call from a number I didn’t recognize earlier today. Yes, I know better than to answer such a call but I thought it might be a phone call to remind me to return the timing chip for the race I didn’t do on Saturday . . .
Caller: Hi, may I speak to Randy please?
Me (laughing): Dude, you have the wrong number . . .
Caller (interrupting me): Well maybe you can help me!
Me (still laughing): Dude, you called looking for Randy. I’m not Randy so I’m pretty sure I’m not going to be able to help you.
Me (still laughing and hanging up):
I’m pretty sure the guy was a telemarketer . . .