Okay, I have to confess . . . I was looking forward to the new phone books being delivered . . .
Seeing my name in print in the phone book was something exciting . . .
Remember that scene in “The Jerk”?
“The new phone books are here! The new phone books are here! I’m somebody now!!”
Yep, that was me tonight when the phone book showed up on the front step.
I stood in front of Prince Charming and flipped through the book . . .
Well, it’s not there. Maybe they put it under the OLD name.
Hmm . . . it’s not there either . . .
Considering how the phone company messed up my bill, why am I surprised that they messed up my FREE listing in the phone book.
Guess I’ll have to wait til NEXT year!
Sigh . . . .